I looked up a roadrunner raptor and I am now the happiest ever to exist
(by Thomas Boatwright)
I feel as though in Australia it is 110% a better idea to teach children to have a healthy fear of anything that moves. And most things that don’t move. Just to fear everything.
I LOVE PHEASANTS SO MUCH I am super jealous.
(I’m not sure why I love pheasants, but it’s PROBABLY just because I loved Danny The Champion Of The World as a kid. Fact.)
Sorry I’m just a bit shelshocked by all these duck puns